Mary Mango

There upon the kitchen shelf I looked over and eyed and elf 
Disguised as a mango. 
How do I know? Because she told me so, Little, Mary Mango 
"Hey little mango do you wanna tango?" 
"Not right now my dear, I just arrived How about counting to ten, then… starting all over again Ten times! 
"Ten times?? I wearily replied. How about I just count to twenty-five?"